Jokes

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING
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Another MOON ? Possible Another SUN ? Possible Another SKY ? Possible Another Frnd Like U ? Impossible 'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice
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Roses are RED Violets are BLUE Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO Dun Worry, u'll find me there TOO Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
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U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart. Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
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Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That's Enough abt ME
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so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see how Sweetly I LIE
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Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory ! Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.-- Albert Einstein (German-American physicist, Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921, 1879-1955)